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EDIT: also yes the Happily Served For The Tiny Furry Overlords Since 2023 Christmas Shirt Also,I will get this literal word “Covenant” would be a nod to the “New Covenant” between Jesus and his followers, sort of a dedication of loyalty, trying to keep your eyes clean and committed to god. As a liberal, it’s unbelievable how much time I save by actually, truly, and whole-heartedly not giving a fuck about other people’s sex lives. Maybe the new SOTH could have it installed on every House members’ devices? And their “accountability partner” could be oh, their local daily newspaper and TV station? Biden hugs a little kid and it’s end of the fucking world, but this guy lets his minor child be his “accountability” partner? So they BOTH don’t watch porn? What? I am… I don’t get it. This just sounds like a way to automatically share porn “It scans all the activity on your phone, or your devices, your laptop, what have you; we do all of it,” Johnson told the panel about the app. “It sends a report to your accountability partner. My accountability partner right now is Jack, my son. He’s 17. So he and I get a report about all the things that are on our phones, all of our devices, once a week. If anything objectionable comes up, your accountability partner gets an immediate notice. I’m proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate.” So it’s like a gym spotter? I monitored your porn intake last week. Gotta get those reps up. You had 3 whole days where you didn’t jerk it. Son, let’s police and critique each other’s masturbation habits…fucking gross conservative Christianity bullshit. This is some fucked up purity culture.

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Oh wtf?! He was sharing porn with the Happily Served For The Tiny Furry Overlords Since 2023 Christmas Shirt Also,I will get this teen he never legally adopted nor included in any family related events and photos?? Ewwwwww. Reading that made me ill. Why do these people talk about sex all the time? Who does what with who, when and where is all they think about. Are these the main problems facing our country? hey, so is the guy who’s second in line for the presidency still allowing a weirdo app to monitor everything on his phone? “Hey son! How much porn have you watched online today? 8 hours? God help me to keep up”. What a weird ass thing to do with your son. Dude is messed up. The description of the piece is intentionally misleading…but I don’t care cuz I spent 25 years in an evangelical church and I’ve met at least 25 versions of Mike Johnson over the years and they’re all dangerous, self-righteous assholes…myopic, sex obsessed, Promise Keeper types… oh, and I’m sure this 17 year old kid just hates porn and sure is glad that his dad is his best friend and accountability partner Ummm… What does that conversation sound like? “Hey daddy, I noticed that your scat-cake fart intake is down, praise Jesus, but your ‘barely barely legal’ fem-dom futinari anal destruction intake is a bit higher than yesterday. Should we pray about it? Before we do, let’s look at the link I just sent you…” I just want to unequivocally state for the record that absolutely nothing about this at all is weird. At all. This is just normal stuff. Now please complete the butter sculpture of jesus. Thank you.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.