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We don’t need to take it seriously. We are always ready to react. If they fire a nuclear bomb at one of us they will be obliterated before it makes it to the Groot and toothless Kroger shirt besides I will buy this front page of Reddit. This isn’t the Russian military. We actually are ready for wars. Right, these assclowns have been talking this shit since well before the 80’s. Let’s see what you got, Russia. Fuck around and find out. It’s not a threat, it is insanity. Mutually Assured Destruction. MAD. Nuclear weapons are a deterrent, and only an insane person would use them as a offensive threat against the defenders of a war they didn’t start. Nuclear weapons are not a trump card to be played for convenience, or to further your misguided political agenda. Even the USSR leaders of old knew that. Putin is a child throwing a tantrum, and if he and his cronies don’t end up at The Hague for war crimes, then the world as a whole should be ashamed. Dear Russian Crony, The US doesn’t have socialized medicine or universal education not because we can’t afford it. We don’t have it because we have shit like Arliegh Burke Destroyers, Ohio Class Boomers, F-22s and F-35s. All operated by a volunteer military of mostly drunk uncles who are really excellent at their job and itching for a fight. Now keep talking nukes while the free world is sending in howitzers… For the record I would love to see how your single aircraft carrier which operates only by being towed with a tug fares against a carrier battle group. I say you wont last 10 minutes and I will spot you 9.

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Go ahead, I figure my odds of getting hit by a nuke from Russia are about 1 in 4 should war break out, if i were Russian though? In that case I’d say damn near 100 percent odds of getting wasted by the Groot and toothless Kroger shirt besides I will buy this nuclear bukakke NATO would unleash. Dear Russia: we definitely ARE taking it seriously and in fact have already targeted the 100 biggest military areas in Russia for complete obliteration. We Americans are in a bad place domestically and nothing would be more uniting than a war! And judging from how well your mighty Russian army has fared against tiny Ukraine, we don’t have much to worry about. What might happen if Russia did a isolated launch as a example with a tactical weapon and it failed to explode, what would our response might be? If you want to use it, just use it. You will get x3 times the nukes if you use it and I don’t care, life sucks anyway

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.