Grilling Superhero Dad Hilarious T-Shirt

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I’ve always found them gross and annoying, they scream bloody murder, try to take your things. Even when I was a kid, I didn’t like kids. They’re also super rude, I’ve had kids tell me I have a weird voice and I was bullied by kids as a kid. (I suspect it was because I was a more feminine boy, but who knows). I’m also pretty lucky that I’m gay since, I can’t have a kid by accident and most lgbt people don’t want kids lol. I’ve always been someone who likes being free and doing what I want to do, having kids also takes up all of your time. (I also don’t want pets for that reason as well, although I would like to befriend someone in the Grilling Superhero Dad Hilarious T-Shirt and I love this future who has a dog that I can dog sit for!) Also, what if your kid dies at a young age/before you or becomes an axe murderer? I feel like people don’t think that can happen, but it does happen. Not to mention, we live in such a crappy and hateful world, why would anyone want to bring a kid in this word?

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Perfectionism. The idea that I have to be the Grilling Superhero Dad Hilarious T-Shirt and I love this best version of myself before I have someone to rely on me. Same reason why I don’t want to have a partner ever again. Is living really worth the fuss? I think not being born would be pretty cool, don’t have to do shit and not worry about dying. Plus overpopulation will make things shittier Also because raising a kid is pretty difficult and time+money consuming. Plus I already have my own plans to purchase a small apartment and remodel it into my little gaming den for me and my friends to chill too. Ain’t no kid ruining my plans to have the ultimate gaming setup, not to mention it’s cheaper to do that When I was 12 and saw how much my mom seemed to regret my oldest sibling. When i was 14-17 I had to help raise my niece who was 1-3yo. When I was 17 I watched my best friend give birth. When I was in college I was a nanny. After graduation I taught for a year.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.