Goat Goats Make Me Happy You Not So Much shirt

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I was raised to wipe with one finger, using one (strong) sheet at a time . and to stop when the Goat Goats Make Me Happy You Not So Much shirt and I will buy this paper came up blank . I only have occasional skid marks when diarrhoea hits me before I can reach the toilet . Why? Well that takes an understanding of the digestive system. It breaks food apart into tiny tiny pieces so the body can absorb the nutrients. These particles get moved along and only become a solid in the large intestine. But like grains of sand in an hour glass, not all particles are same size and can slip out when farting most commonly. So the loose particles that haven’t clumped to the large fecal master can literally be blown off. It is more noticable with men for many reasons. Women fart often, but not as much as men. Some women wear underwear that doesn’t allow for the collection of poop particles or wear none at all. I get paid to regularly clean other people’s assholes and let me tell you, some people just have weird anatomy that is harder to clean. Throw in a hemorrhoid and it can be all out war getting things perfectly clean.

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I will wipe and wipe and wipe… paper clean as fuck. Then I’ll go walk a couple miles and my undies look like a fuckin’ race track. It’s a curse. Bidet toilet is the Goat Goats Make Me Happy You Not So Much shirt and I will buy this answer. If you dont have one, never use wet wipes, rather use a product like Wype and normal toilet paper. It’s cheaper and better for the environment! I have an elegant solution: by lots of high-quality and resilient underwear, preferably the same model for normal use. That means don’t use white underware by default. Change underwear at least twice a day. Seperate underwear before washing. If your stash is large enough, then you will never run out of clean underwear. Boxers and jumping up on the sink and really cleaning things up when after wiping will prevent those skid marks

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Is it? Could it be more common that women do the Goat Goats Make Me Happy You Not So Much shirt and I will buy this laundry and see their partners undies. Also, I suspect men who do see it with their women are less likely to blab about it. Surprised how many top comments are reasonable answers, but MANY cis het men will LOUDLY admit they don’t wipe their ass or wash their cheeks. Like guys that do clean their assholes will not joke (in my experience) about not doing it because they know how disgusting it is. (Same with people who wash their hands after using the toilet) I keep the same pair of underwear for 5+ years, and skid marks stain. The chances that there will a single incident where i have a slightly wet fart or don’t quite wipe well enough, or just have diarrhea and can’t get to the bathroom in time is low, but over 5 years it happens often enough that most underwear will have one before it gets retired. Also remember that people that don’t shave their but hair (so much more frequently men than women) will have a harder time keeping things clean than people that do shave, because particles get caught in the hair. Ever try to clean jelly or peanut butter off of a carpet?

A hairy arse crack is probably a hell of a lot harder to properly clean sometimes would be 1 part of the Goat Goats Make Me Happy You Not So Much shirt and I will buy this issue. Social upbringing to embrace dirty tasks and not be a princess about it likely comes with a side effect of being less horrified at personal hygine mistakes. Y’all have to learn how to wash y’all’s asses. Bidet, tooshie, wet wipes, whatever. Toilet paper IS NOT ENOUGH. Happens literally every day for me now, and I always wipe before bed and there is never anything on the toilet paper. I just have bad gas that I hold in through the day but obviously can’t control that when I sleep. I do have really bad hemorrhoids that have been there for years. But I think my diet is just bad. When I stuck to a strict diet while I had an ulcer, it mostly went away, so I probably have a food allergy

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Is it more common in men because they don’t know about liners? Like, if I was having seepage of some sort, I’d throw a liner down rather than risk something soaking through underwear to my pants or smelling/staining them. Invest about a 30 minute installation and $50 in an bidet for your toilet and never again for the Goat Goats Make Me Happy You Not So Much shirt and I will buy this rest of your disgusting lives have this happen again. I’m guessing selection bias is the problem here. We’re only hearing about the people with skid mark problems. No one makes a post about how their roommate/boyfriend/husband’s underwear are perfectly clean. That being said… medical issues or bad hygiene probably account for the posts we do hear about. Because most people wipe with dry paper….. then sit down and wiggle around….. not to mention most guys have hair in the Crack making it worse
I figure it’s a combination of A) butt hair, and B) having far far less practice at cleaning the Goat Goats Make Me Happy You Not So Much shirt and I will buy this undercarriage than we women do (because it’s not physiologically necessitated for them) I think it actually means you need to be eating more fiber, something to do with your diet that causes skid marks Sometimes, flatulence will include a free coloring agent for your drawers. I drink beer. Beer gives me gas. So, I wear dark brown underwear. Because you really need wet toilet paper to get it clean. I don’t know why we don’t have a way to do this, I usually just take some water to the stall with me. I don’t want shit and stank on my b-hole all day. especially if I wind up sweating. I’ve had problems for many years. No matter how well I wipe, spray or clean, I will still leak a little. I wear “period panties” to at least save my pants from ruin. I have colitis and a damaged pudendal nerve from childbirth, so there’s leakage from time to time. Depends are waaay too expensive for a relatively minor, but annoying problem. Side benefit is that I’ve gotten really good at getting stains out of underwear. before i was on medicine for crohn’s disease, i walked around with an adult diaper so my underwear wouldn’t get stains anymore. it was my little secret for about a year before i got my medicine. There are situations where it’s hard to get every bit of residue off with dry paper and most people don’t carry baby wipes.
Shitty but true story…my drunk stepfather once beat me for about 6 hours for having skid marks in my shorts when I was about 9….it was so bad child protective services was called into the Goat Goats Make Me Happy You Not So Much shirt and I will buy this school and did the picture thing and ended up arresting him (he was back that night, my mom lied for him)but….I was really conscious about skid marks from then on…so, I DON’T regularly have skid marks in my drawers Fecal leakage is a medical condition. Alas, a lot of people like to jump to judging others before actually understanding an issue. I thought it was a joke, but some guys won’t wipe because they believe touching your own ass is gay. I so desperately wanted to believe it was a joke that my brain refused to accept that it wasn’t for a while I wondered this for 30 years. Then I turned 37 and now it’s like where did this shit come from? I wipe with the same virility I always have, and yet..poop.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.