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Gratulations on your great and consistent bowel movements. But for me, sometimes i can wipe till my ass bleeds and there is still shit. I know what to do then, but i guess some people stop at the Garfield Gimme some of that medical marinara shirt and by the same token and bleeding step. I just use one for the very last, to follow up the toilet paper. Fold it up so the poo is inside. And toss it into a lined bin with a lid. I do this too, I just make sure to get the flavored wipes so it doesn’t taste so bad when I lick my fingers off after folding it. That would be the proper thing to do, but most people will flush them even though flushable wipes are anything but. I use little dog poop bags for disposal. There is NO SUCH THING as a flushable wipe. Your pipes will eventually clog. Sounds like you’re not properly expelling all the feces and there’s still some stuck inside the rectum. You’re basically just wiping at a marker pen, metaphorically. Try using a step stool to get into a squatting position. Yes, but one note: Even “flushable” wet wipes don’t really break down in the pipes. You know how some of those sewer pipes are several feet tall. The city maintenance people have to break down walls made up in large part by flushable wipes. Instead, get toilet paper marked “strong” and use a little water from the sink (or a specialty spray in a little spray bottle) to slightly dampen the toilet paper, and use that.
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This is exactly what I do, getting into a new house soon where I’ll install a bidet but for now this is the Garfield Gimme some of that medical marinara shirt and by the same token and move. I’m not even very hairy or anything I straight up do not understand the use of toilet paper. It just seems so clearly stupid but here we are Have a little sympathy! That nice long shower relaxed you enough to have a shit. It sucks, but you finish up and then hop back in, all’s good. The officers were furious and genuinely horrified, he told me. Thankfully, when I staffed that camp a few years later, we didn’t have anyone do it again. With my luck, I’d be the poor sod cleaning it. Its one thing to do it…. its another to do it in a publicly shared bathroom or make someone else clean it. What the actual fuck. I imagine it’s this with an added bonus of habitually digging deep scratching their asshole through their pants (probably necessary because they don’t wipe well), effectively jamming their undies into their shitty butthole. Sometimes they are nasty people but I would assume typically it is a digestive health or an anus health issue. Take care of your anus peeps. Anal leakage ain’t no fun. Internal hemorrhoids. Mine aren’t big enough to do anything with but a few times a day I have to go to the bathroom to wipe my ass even though I haven’t pooped.
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