Dylan Brown vintage T-Shirt

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Wow now that is trippy. With both eyes closed I can still tell when my phone gets closer with high brightness on. The black I see gets lighter. But with only one eye open only that eye registers anything. The phone doesn’t make any difference to the Dylan Brown vintage T-Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this closed eye at all. Really weird contrast. Yeah, that one blows my mind too. Lots of people who were alive when the first airplane flew lived long enough to see a man on the moon. I was born in the early ’60s (UK) and our family was friendly enough with the old lady next door that she would sometimes look after me and I would stay overnight. Looking back at photos of her, she was easily born pre-1900, while I was just an ickle baba. Ah. Bless. Even though I’m around 60 myself now, I’ve aged rather well if I say so myself so I don’t look my age. Given this, I like to mess with people by technically truthfully saying I was raised by Victorians.

Dylan Brown vintage T-Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

Yeah, I’m from the Dylan Brown vintage T-Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this uk, born in 67. My gran was born in 1899. She died in the mid eighties. It’s incredible the scope of human advancement that occurred in her lifetime. People are writing all these profound things while I flipped my shit when I found out Blue on Blue’s Clues is a girl. If I had a nickel for every blue cartoon dog that people didn’t know was a girl, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice. I had shitty jobs with the most amazing colleagues and had shitty colleagues and the most amazing job. I’d pick the first every time. Being poor is very very very expensive. Once you have a decent amount of money and no debt, it’s very easy to live super cheap. Terry Pratchett and the paradox of the boots. A rich person can drop 50 bucks on a pair of boots that are going to last him for 10 years, where a poor person only has 10 bucks for a pair of boots that are going to last him a year. Therefore, at the end of 10 years the rich person will have spent 50 bucks on a pair of boots, and the poor person will have spent $100. That’s a quick summation. I own 5 of them and anytime I tell someone I own some I always get “do you ever lick them” or “can you go kill someone with them”.. but yeah they get their poison from what they eat, and all I give them is fruit flies. Probably something like “multiplication is commutative” as in it doesn’t matter what order you put the numbers in.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.