Dorothy Zbornak Run the Jewels Bea Arthur Tribute T-Shirt

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Dorothy Zbornak Run the Jewels Bea Arthur Tribute T-Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

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1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.