Horse Let Me Check My Giveshitometer Nope Nothing shirt

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I once babysat a young donkey named Nelson. I babysit Donkey Let Me Check My Giveshitometer Nope Nothing shirt because his mother passes away and young donkeys can die of grief. They are such sweet animals. Every day I think about getting a piece of land and rescuing everything. Then reality sets in like money, health insurance. I just want to retire and take care of animals. It’s a known fact that if a donkey eats your bills it automatically clears the debt owned on those bills. Great Lifehack there.

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I was a zookeeper for a spell so I’ve cleaned all kinds of animal shit and had to feed them horrifying things. I always started with the sun so I could get busy doing more behind the scenes stuff when folks started showing up. It’s still, to this day, the only job I was excited to go into every day, even if Donkey Let Me Check My Giveshitometer Nope Nothing shirt was a 5 am – 6 pm daily. I just want to retire and take care of animals. I grew up going to horse farms, and most had donkeys. They were almost all super friendly, and I always liked them more than the horses.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.