Digitally Waterboard Your Local Flock Cam License Plate Reader Privacy Protest Long Sleeve Shirt
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Satirical long sleeve shirt mocking license plate readers. Perfect for privacy advocates and tech skeptics who oppose surveillance state expansion.
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Digitally Waterboard Your Local Flock Cam License Plate Reader Privacy Protest Long Sleeve Shirt
This long sleeve shirt is a piece of surveillance satire designed for privacy advocates who oppose automated license plate readers. The design features the slogan “Digitally waterboard your local flock cam” to critique the mass collection of driver data by companies like Flock Safety. It serves as a direct statement against the expansion of the digital panopticon in residential neighborhoods and public spaces.
Design details and message
The graphic combines minimalist line art with provocative text to appeal to tech skeptics and civil liberties supporters. A black illustration of a surveillance camera and antenna sits above the primary slogan, while smaller text references the storage of hundreds of thousands of license plate photos. This monochromatic print on cream fabric keeps the focus on the message rather than flashy aesthetics. The design targets those concerned about how law enforcement technology tracks daily movements without consent.
Product specifications
This item is a standard unisex long sleeve shirt made from a soft cotton blend suitable for layering. The base color is cream or off-white, providing high contrast for the black text and graphic print. Sizing follows standard apparel charts, making it accessible for most adults. The material offers comfort for daily wear while maintaining durability for protest events or casual outings.
What does ‘digitally waterboard’ mean in this context?
The phrase uses hyperbole to describe the overwhelming volume of data saturation caused by ALPR cameras. It highlights how constant tracking feels like an assault on personal privacy rather than literal violence. The term critiques the invasive nature of storing millions of location records without individual opt-in mechanisms.
Is this shirt politically sensitive?
Yes, this shirt contains political commentary targeting specific law enforcement technology and surveillance policies. It is intended for adults who engage in discourse regarding civil liberties and concerns about police state expansion. The design explicitly names Flock Safety, making it a pointed critique of private-sector surveillance partnerships with municipalities.
Who should buy this anti-surveillance apparel?
Privacy advocates, journalists, and activists concerned about license plate reader expansion should consider this garment. It works well as a statement piece for protests, community meetings, or daily wear for those opposing mass data collection. Tech enthusiasts who value digital rights will also find the satirical angle relevant to current debates on smart city infrastructure.
How do I care for this printed long sleeve shirt?
Machine wash the shirt cold inside out with like colors to preserve the print quality. Tumble dry on low heat or hang to dry to prevent shrinkage and fading. Avoid ironing directly on the graphic design, as heat can cause cracking in the ink layer. Proper washing techniques ensure the black artwork remains sharp over time.
Available styles (select at checkout)
This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:
- Men’s / unisex T-shirt
- Women’s T-shirt
- Sweatshirt
- Hoodie
- Tank top
- V-neck
- Youth tee
- Toddler tee
- Tote bag
Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.
Material & print
Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.
Fit & sizing
Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.
Care instructions
- Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
- Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry
Shipping & returns
Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.
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| S | 28in | 18in |
| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
| 4XL | 34in | 30in |
| 5XL | 35in | 32in |
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| S | 25in | 16in |
| M | 26in | 17in |
| L | 26.5in | 18in |
| XL | 27in | 19.7in |
| 2XL | 27.9in | 21.6in |
| 3XL | 28.5in | 22.7in |
| Size | Length | Chest |
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| S | 28in | 18in |
| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
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| S | 26in | 20in | 33.5in |
| M | 27in | 22in | 34.5in |
| L | 28in | 24in | 35.5in |
| XL | 29in | 26in | 36.5in |
| 2XL | 30in | 28in | 37.5in |
| 3XL | 31in | 30in | 38.5in |
| 4XL | 32in | 32in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 34in | 33in | 38.5in |
| Size | Length | Chest |
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| S | 27in | 18in |
| M | 28in | 20in |
| L | 29in | 22in |
| XL | 30in | 24in |
| 2XL | 31in | 26in |
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| S | 28in | 18in | 33.5in |
| M | 29in | 20in | 35in |
| L | 30in | 23in | 36.5in |
| XL | 31in | 24in | 38in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in | 39.5in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in | 39.5in |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
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| S | 27in | 20in | 34.5in |
| M | 28in | 22in | 35.5in |
| L | 29in | 24in | 36.5in |
| XL | 30in | 26in | 37.5in |
| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 32in | 30in | 39in |
| 4XL | 33in | 32in | 39.5in |
| 5XL | 34in | 34in | 40in |
| Size | Youth Size | Length | Chest |
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| S | 6-8 | 20.5in | 16in |
| M | 10-12 | 22in | 17in |
| L | 14-16 | 23.5in | 18in |
| XL | 18-20 | 25in | 19in |
| Size | Youth Size | Length | Chest |
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| S | 6-8 | 21in | 17in |
| M | 10-12 | 22.5in | 18in |
| L | 14-16 | 24in | 19in |
| XL | 18-20 | 25.5in | 20in |
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