Did zombies eat your brain or are you just that stupid shirt

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When I was younger (18 to early/mid 20’s) I did a messenger bag, or if cycling one of those one strap backpacks. Now I’m old and decrepit and being lopsided like that hurts. Two straps 4 lyf! (plus there’s enough room if I need to grab a thing or two from the Did zombies eat your brain or are you just that stupid shirt in contrast I will get this supermarket on the way home) i used to have ALL of these in a giant ass handbag. then realized i’m killing my right shoulder carrying these. i bought a backpack which can carry the same amount, and I use that on the daily. I prefer the weight of the heavy bag distributed on my hips (buy good quality backpacks) than on my shoulder. However, when i travel I use my backpack. My SO hates it because “you’re not a kid”. Yeah, I’m not, my joints hurt, my back hurts, and I’m going to be walking a lot. Im not going to carry a handbag and then carry shopping bags. I love to try local street food. I need my hands! If you’re in a position to shit in your backpack, you are likely in a position to shit outside of your backpack. The top comment is about carrying hard drugs in a hello kitty bag so I am not sure of what classifies as “standard stuff” anymore. Carabineer, multitool, solvent, sub sandwich place punch card, rope, hunting knife, flashlight, compass, heat pack, flare gun, etc.

Did zombies eat your brain or are you just that stupid shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

Now, is that like “the Did zombies eat your brain or are you just that stupid shirt in contrast I will get this worst serial killer” as in an inept serial killer? Or “the worst serial killer” as in terrifying, unstoppable, never before seen level of serial killer? Might just be the kind of people I hang out with but the cuter the bag usually the more that person doesn’t want the police looking in there lol. ADHD with a backpack: it keeps my arms free to hold my impulse purchases and the inside is big enough to hold phone/keys/wallet (hopefully, who knows where I left em); a book; something I picked off the sidewalk; a crumbling food item wrapped in a napkin; 12 lists on 9 random scraps of paper; my mom’s school photo from 2nd grade; and a tiny carton of milk I had to get at the gas station because I forgot to add it to the list and I don’t care that the gas station has a “no backpacks” sign on the door. Oof. I felt that. But it’s tools to fix my special interest and how I carry whatever else I need to carry on my motorcycle

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.