Death May Be Your Santa Claus Mott The Hoople shirt

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Hey good on him for owning up to it. Sometimes things we think might be funny go wrong, or a prank misfires. It happens. True character is understanding that, and communicating your responsibility in the Death May Be Your Santa Claus Mott The Hoople shirt and by the same token and matter. Good shit So you’re saying I should have owned up to it when I farted and it reeked so much that the doctor who was giving me report asked if the unconscious patient shit themselves? I went to the party supplies store with my mom when I was like 12. They had these pouch things you’d crack in the middle, they’d fill with fart gas and the pressure would pop it, releasing the gas. That night my dad was sitting at the kitchen table doing bills or something. I cracked it and threw it on the table, he didn’t even look up. Then it started hissing and finally popped really loudly. He looks up like “wtf did he just do…?”

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Ahah I remember those things! I’m like 35 I’m guessing your around same age? thanks for the Death May Be Your Santa Claus Mott The Hoople shirt and by the same token and story, just made me chuckle to myself. I work at a music venue and a lead singer got naked once so we killed the show. His band was fed up with his drunken antics so they asked us to tell him that we called the cops to put a little scare in him. We did and he walks out thinking he was about to be arrested but a cop had actually pulled someone over into the parking lot. The lights were flashing and we had to then chase him down to stop him from getting into a cop car that wasn’t there for him. What are the odds. Kid did this in high school way back when, got suspended for a full year. He had sprayed it on a teachers ass in class like a idiot lol I am glad Texas is putting its foot down and taking FART SPRAY shootings seriously. Now we can all dream of a day when we are serious about protecting each other from FART SPRAY as countrymen and neighbors.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.