Cruise Squad Sunset Retro Travel Group T-Shirt

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Get out my gun, sit, wait. That’s it. Wouldn’t even call 911 since they’re intent on killing me . I don’t see how they’d abandon that idea. A really scary event finally convinced me to get a gun a few years ago. Grab Mr. Walther, load up the Cruise Squad Sunset Retro Travel Group T-Shirt and by the same token and mag with all the hollow points. Then, turn on some Beethoven and pour myself a glass of Milk-Plus: milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom. This would sharpen me up and make me ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence… Am I an American in this situation? If so, I’m not trapped with the person who broke in… they are trapped in here with me. Pew pew. Americans live for this moment. Four minutes to drink a beer. 45 seconds to smoke half a smoke. Grab either my M4 Carbine or my Mossberg 500 combat shotgun w/8 rds of 12 ga. ’00’ buckshot, and wait. That’s my strategy. Then finish my smoke and call the law. And the coroner.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.