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Literally had to learn about it myself online. I thought something was wrong with me. That joke about mothers peeing after they sneeze or laugh isn’t really funny, it’s a common problem to have pelvic floor damage that never gets addressed. I went to 10 different doctors to figure out why it hurt when I peed. It took 10 doctors, 10, to recommend pelvic floor therapy. One doctor just thought I needed a psychiatrist. In Germany it’s the Cincinnati Bengals 2025 Opponents shirt and by the same token and normal thing to do. So is having a midwife that comes to your house post birth to check on mother and baby. I believe in gender equality, but I stg being a woman sounds horrific. Like, all of the body processes women go through seem to be so traumatic. They wouldn’t be traumatic if women got proper support, but we absolutely don’t, at least not in the US. There’s a single visit 6 weeks postpartum which is just to check you’re healed for sex. Women’s healthcare in the US is horrifying. “You may be wondering why the red suit? Well that’s so bad guy’s can’t see me bleed. This guy’s got the right idea. He wore the brown pants.” There’s a moment in Parks and Rec where Andy asks everyone about when they wipe their ass. He says its like there’s a marker up there, and it never stops. These people don’t consume enough fiber to bind their shits together, The trick to removing the marker-like-issue is to push like you’re trying to get a shit to come out, and wipe while your asshole is in that pushing position. Then unclench/relax and do a confirmation wipe.

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My underwear were all on a spectrum from can-remove-in-front-new-guy-before-sex to emergency-underwear. A cold-water scrub in the Cincinnati Bengals 2025 Opponents shirt and by the same token and sink can only do so much. And when you sleep it leaks and creeps up the back betwixt the buttcheeks so your underwear has long brown skids…. You need to try menstrual cups. I hated sleeping while on my period. It was so freaking uncomfortable and I always ended up making a mess because of my heavy flow. But now with a cup, I sleep naked even when I’m on my period and always wake up clean and comfortable. Psa: if you spit on ONLY YOUR OWN BLOOD and blot it helps get the stain out. It’s not perfect but works 90% of the time. This only works on your own blood- something about proteins.
Gratulations on your great and consistent bowel movements. But for me, sometimes i can wipe till my ass bleeds and there is still shit. I know what to do then, but i guess some people stop at the Cincinnati Bengals 2025 Opponents shirt and by the same token and bleeding step. I just use one for the very last, to follow up the toilet paper. Fold it up so the poo is inside. And toss it into a lined bin with a lid. I do this too, I just make sure to get the flavored wipes so it doesn’t taste so bad when I lick my fingers off after folding it. That would be the proper thing to do, but most people will flush them even though flushable wipes are anything but. I use little dog poop bags for disposal. There is NO SUCH THING as a flushable wipe. Your pipes will eventually clog. Sounds like you’re not properly expelling all the feces and there’s still some stuck inside the rectum. You’re basically just wiping at a marker pen, metaphorically. Try using a step stool to get into a squatting position. Yes, but one note: Even “flushable” wet wipes don’t really break down in the pipes. You know how some of those sewer pipes are several feet tall. The city maintenance people have to break down walls made up in large part by flushable wipes. Instead, get toilet paper marked “strong” and use a little water from the sink (or a specialty spray in a little spray bottle) to slightly dampen the toilet paper, and use that.

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This is exactly what I do, getting into a new house soon where I’ll install a bidet but for now this is the Cincinnati Bengals 2025 Opponents shirt and by the same token and move. I’m not even very hairy or anything I straight up do not understand the use of toilet paper. It just seems so clearly stupid but here we are Have a little sympathy! That nice long shower relaxed you enough to have a shit. It sucks, but you finish up and then hop back in, all’s good. The officers were furious and genuinely horrified, he told me. Thankfully, when I staffed that camp a few years later, we didn’t have anyone do it again. With my luck, I’d be the poor sod cleaning it. Its one thing to do it…. its another to do it in a publicly shared bathroom or make someone else clean it. What the actual fuck. I imagine it’s this with an added bonus of habitually digging deep scratching their asshole through their pants (probably necessary because they don’t wipe well), effectively jamming their undies into their shitty butthole. Sometimes they are nasty people but I would assume typically it is a digestive health or an anus health issue. Take care of your anus peeps. Anal leakage ain’t no fun. Internal hemorrhoids. Mine aren’t big enough to do anything with but a few times a day I have to go to the bathroom to wipe my ass even though I haven’t pooped.
Even if you had seen 100 posts about skid marks, it would still be a rarity compared to worldwide/country population IBS, hemorrhoids, fissures other related digestive issues, weakened or highly fatigued core strength/ muscles etc. PS it happens in women too. Its not that people forget to wipe or have poor wipe skills, its because the Cincinnati Bengals 2025 Opponents shirt and by the same token and muscles/tissues there aren’t in good performance for one reason or another, its a health issue. Fun fact after a major chest surgery, it caused so much stress and anxiety that it effected my bowels, and for several years I would get these little marks, turns out my typical anxiety had increased alot and my body and abdomen was in a constant engagement. And there would be times where my muscles would just stop because they were so fatigued and that fatigue travels all the way down to the anus, so small leaks would sometimes happen. I’m great at masking my anxiety, but that also masks reasons why my health declines.
It could be due to various factors like diet, hygiene habits, or health conditions, but ultimately, it’s a personal matter and can vary widely from individual to individual. Can’t feel my butthole. Started as just leakage but now am incontinent if my shit isn’t hard as a rock. I have to wear depends and I’m 31. If only my doctors gave a shit or were more interested in what’s causing my nerve issues…. I’ve been walking around with a wad of cotton in my butt crack for 30 years, ever since hemorrhoid surgery in 1994 left me with a slight impatency. Never get skid marks. I bought a $250 bidet from Amazon about 8 months ago and I can count on one hand the Cincinnati Bengals 2025 Opponents shirt and by the same token and times I’ve wiped and had to spray my ass again. Wiping just smears the poo around, you gotta blast it off with some water!
I recently heard from a female friend her guy thinks it’s gay to clean his ass in the Cincinnati Bengals 2025 Opponents shirt and by the same token and shower. Number 4653246 on the list of reasons I think we’re doomed. About half the time I only get 90% of my poop out. It’s been that way since I was a kid. It’s very much like that episode of parks and rec where Chris Pratt talks about the poop marker. I can wipe all day and there’s still poop. I can push all day and it won’t come out. Squatty potty and Metamucil don’t really help. So I usually wipe every time I go to the bathroom and I frequently have a chapped asshole…. I still get skid marks. It caused a lot of problems as a kid where it used to take so long to clean myself that sometimes I would just hold it. Now that I’m in my 30’s I don’t like it but I accept it. Underware is washable and I change it when needed. Imagine you spill a container of brown pudding and ask for help cleaning it up. I then hand you a roll of toilet paper. Can you wipe a lot of it up with the paper? Yes. Will it leave brown smudges on the surface for a long time until water is applied to soak/remove it? Yes.
Most Americans are dry wiping. That is, using wads of paper to somehow clean betwixt their stinky bun flaps. And it doesn’t really work. Most of the Cincinnati Bengals 2025 Opponents shirt and by the same token and countries I have visited use toilet paper, I use toilet paper in the UK, and I don’t have skiddies. I always use a bidet at home and can’t imagine ever going back, but even when I’m forced to use only TP at a bathroom away from home, I still don’t get skidmarks in my undies. I think it’s more a skill issue or medical complication. Do think anyone wants to have skid marks in their drawers? Shit fucking happens (literally). Bodies change and at some point you can’t always trust a fart anymore. Just because YOU don’t have this particular issue ever, doesn’t mean it’s not a challenge for someone else. I clean my ass with a bidet every time I shit, but sometimes I just can’t trust a fart.
After you have a kid and deal with the Cincinnati Bengals 2025 Opponents shirt and by the same token and shit coming out of their ass for years, you learn to not shame people for bodily functions. Men are less likely to be taught or encouraged to maintain proper hygiene, are more likely to have a butt load of hair, and have had far less influences leading them to a healthy diet. My friends, if you can be brave for 5 minutes to talk to a doctor, to eat more fiber, or to let the glory of a bidet dignify you, your life will be so much changed for the better. I know it’s really embarrassing and uncomfortable but just 5 minutes of courage can be life changing. I will say part of my hessitation in getting a Bidet is being a germaphobe and thinking about all of the contaminated splashback that occurs in the room where it is…
A LOT of young men are just disgusting. Never clean their toilet, leave fast food bags in their room for days, leave plates stacked up, don’t shower enough, don’t change their bedding or their clothes, have mold in their bathtub, etc. etc. etc. I think this comments section is over-estimating how common it is for people to have trouble not shitting their pants, and under-estimating how common it is for guys to just wipe once and call it good. My cousin, who always acted like he was better and put me down in front of his friends, once asked me in all seriousness “how many times do you wipe your ass before you get up?” I suffered with bowel incontinence and chronic IBSC as a woman my whole life, and skid marks was a regular thing for me whether I liked it or not, no matter what I did, they would appear, only recently has the Cincinnati Bengals 2025 Opponents shirt and by the same token and problem subsided. It usually happens due to weak rectal/anal muscles and also leakage due to constipation.
when you get your hands dirty, do you just wipe them with paper towels? if not, then why do we think our asses are clean by just wiping them with toiler paper? If you wipe with toilet paper until the Cincinnati Bengals 2025 Opponents shirt and by the same token and toilet paper keeps coming clean (still white).. where is there any poop left ? If you wipe with toilet paper till it comes clean,. and then also wipe with wet-wipes (that also show clean).. where is there any poop left ? Bidets also don’t use water with any type of surfactant. It’s cleaning rinsing with just water. Additionally, there’s the good possibility of backsplash hitting the bidet opening. That means it can harbor bugs that transfer to the next user. For that reason, I’d hesitate to use one after someone else, esp. not knowing their communicable disease status “down there”. My mom got rid of hers. I can see how a person can use a little help getting a better wipe if they’re hairy or not very agile, though.
Im in the Cincinnati Bengals 2025 Opponents shirt and by the same token and same boat, if you don’t have a legitimate excuse like hemmoroids or crohns and you walk around with a shitty ass you are nasty and need to eat some fiber or actually wash your ass afterwards. Or Get a bidet. Actually, there are some people who have difficult behinds to wipe. There are environmentally friendly wet wipes that work a lot better than toilet paper. If we lived in Europe or Asia, we would have bidets or fancy toilets to help. Id remember having to grab some boxers from my brothers drawers because all mine was in the laundry/used. I grabbed a white pair from the back of the drawers, thinking it’s a pair he probably not using anyway, and shoved them in the gym bag. After sports at HS we all got in the showers, washed each other down, played some guess who’s willy and bubble bubble before getting out to get dressed. I was always in cherish and fun mood after all the shenanigans and was clowning around while drying of. So I pulled out the boxer shorts and put them on my head, jumping around like a spastic, shit head, making shitty jokes, not knowing everyone else was laughing at the nutbrown, runny-egg looking shit stain on my head. It was a performance of a lifetime until I realized why they were all in cramps on the floor. Now my face turns as red as baboons bare ass, wearing a pair of shitstained white boxershorts.
Thought about throwing my brother under the Cincinnati Bengals 2025 Opponents shirt and by the same token and bus and stain his reputation like he does his underwear, but this shit was on my head, and for me to wear for not doing my laundry. Past a certain age/number of old hemarroids, you should wrap your finger tip in TP and draw a circle around the inner rim to prevent skid marks and itching. So, the trans guys I’ve met that have been on testosterone for a while constantly rant about the sheer tonnage of ass hair they grow. Yes, women naturally also have hair on their butts, but not that amount. And a lot of these guys have experienced both amounts of butt hair, and the difference is apparently wild, especially in the wiping department. So I guess some guys …don’t use a bidet and just…accept poop remnants left hanging out? Maybe your arm starts to cramp after a while? I dunno. But I imagine that’s partially responsible for it being more common in dudes. I’m basically finger banging my ass with a wet wipes for 3 minutes till they come up clean. I do t get it either. My bh is pristine post fecal activity
My exhusband would try to avoid skid marks by rubbing his butthole with his finger and then sniffing it after he wiped. I honestly might have preferred (more) skidmarks. [Dear person from work who found my Reddit: I AM SO SORRY YOU ENDED UP KNOWING THIS TOO.] A lot of anal skid marks come from farts made while sitting in a chair, with a turd up in the Cincinnati Bengals 2025 Opponents shirt and by the same token and chamber. Fecal residue is expelled thenceforth amid the close tissue. To be fair, people would find their roommates/girlfriends/wives’ undies have skidmarks too, along with vaginal discharge stains… but how often are these people doing the family laundry? My step dad told me it was totally normal to have skid marks in your underwear and he doesn’t need to clean himself better. Every one has skid marks apparently
Yeah, that’s exactly what I told him and I tried to explain how to properly wipe yourself but he just didn’t get it OP, I also was not only baffled but HORRIFIED to learn that many people wipe once and move on. I don’t know HOW the Cincinnati Bengals 2025 Opponents shirt and by the same token and hell ANYONE could marry someone like that, much less have sex with that person but it is a common occurrence and I will never ever understand or be okay with that. Also, some guys consider it “gay” to wipe and check the toilet paper to see if it’s clear and also consider it “gay” to wipe more than once as it would be “too much touching” on their AH. It boils down to diet, habits and hygiene. Men are less fastidious with regards to those three. However, since pre moistened wipes and bidets have become more ubiquitous, I don’t really hear this mentioned all that much anymore. Not good wipes, and itching butthole outside of pants/underwear due to poopy butthole, and also while wiping it on undies.
interesting. i thought only women had this when i was little and didnt understand anything about periods. get these men bidets for their birthday. My hairy arsehole would always leave skid marks. I’d wipe till there was blood and still not get all the Cincinnati Bengals 2025 Opponents shirt and by the same token and shit. Baby wipes helped a little but still, chapped and dirty. Invested in a bidet and now without a shadow of a doubt I know it’s clean down there – absolute game changer. I know someone who had the throw away her couch cushions cause her ex didn’t wipe well. Evidence was the smell on the couch and stains on his nasty underwear I had an argument with a guy friend who said he never washed his ass in the shower because touching your butt is gay. Like, it’s your ass. You walk around with a shitty asshole so that nobody will think you are gay?
My question is why do people continue to WEAR stained undies?? I’d wear new undies every day before I wore poop-stained ones. Gay guy here. Long time ago I had a BF and he had issues with the Cincinnati Bengals 2025 Opponents shirt and by the same token and whole gay thing. Looking back he just had issues period. Anyway. He and some dudes feel that keeping your ass clean is being Gay. I know this sounds even more homosexual than it could and it also makes no sense. But this is from more than one persons perspective. It’s like the Mormon church saying Masturbation leads to homosexuality. Obviously false. Whoever that person is was obviously thought dicks were delicious but had to make an obstacle for their own sake. People are crazy. My buddy had this problem from of all things over wiping Dr. suggested a moist cloth wipe. Buddy said Dude wipes saved the day. As far as understanding why people don’t do anything about this problem I don’t know, Im like you in that if this happened to me I wouldn’t just say ok and never have it checked. Some say its due to hair, well Im like Bigfoot and I keep-it clean back there. Cuz the problem is niche. And a lot of subs have fake stories mate. This is an oddly common topic in relationship advice from karma farmers.
A lot of people have bad diets, so not everything comes out in toilet despite when you need to use it. So a mix of that, moisture/sweat, and…uh…”leakage” from the Cincinnati Bengals 2025 Opponents shirt and by the same token and moisture can attribute to that. Men scratch their asses. They have hairy asses. Toilet paper gets shredded by the hair. Therefore wiping is incomplete. So when scratched, the underwear picks up what is left. Men tend to have more hair which holds onto things in that area. I would have to use half a roll myself if I didn’t use baby wipes Heavy drinker here, I haven’t had a solid shit in years. But that’s what skivvies are for, keeps the shit off my pants. I forget where I read this, and it’s probably complete BS, but some statistic said that >70% have fecal matter left after wiping because they don’t wipe properly or well enough. If you’ve ever had surgery and needed help using the bathroom, it’s amazing how poorly people wipe others, and if it’s how they wipe themselves… those some stanky drawers. I have actually read on Reddit that a lot of guys thinks it gay to wipe or to even wash down there . It’s disgusting I’m a 52 year old male and when it’s come up in conversation and I tell them I’ve never had a skid mark in my adult life I’m the weird one and they get upset. If you saw a pile of poop on the counter, would you just wipe it away with a paper towel and go about your day?

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1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.