Chris Paul American professional basketball player Golden State Warriors T-Shirt

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lol getting hit with eggs is like getting shot with paintballs. You would be pretty fucking sore after an hour. i know from experience. Eggs straight out of the Chris Paul American professional basketball player Golden State Warriors T-Shirt besides I will buy this carton at room temperature? Uncooked and unfrozen? I get to wear goggles and plain clothes(why would I do this naked? That’s an extra $100 flat fee)? How many eggs thrown? One at a time, or as much as a crowd can feasibly throw in an hour? Since I have to make rules now, grocery store eggs, you can protect your face three random people are gonna throw the eggs You can dodge a little bit, but not a lot something like that An aggressive thrown by someone with a good arm could potentially break teeth, take out an eye, brake a nose really fuck up a testicle I bet… so there are factors buuut I could really use $500 right now

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Buddy I’ll be fully clothed but just want you to know that I’m wearing a thong underneath… Also what’s the Chris Paul American professional basketball player Golden State Warriors T-Shirt besides I will buy this rate of fire on those? Sure. Not that I’m so hard up for 500 bucks, but being pelted by eggs seems like pretty much nothing. Assuming there’s not some trick, like they’re hard-boiled ostrich eggs fired at me with a canon. I bet you would change your mind pretty quickly if you went ahead. Depends on how hard they’re being thrown I guess. I had a friend in high school whose little brother got egged. They hit him in the face and blinded him in one eye. He got a multi-million dollar settlement at the age of 10. I automatically assumed it would be similar to a pieface or dunktank style carnival game. People queue up, buy 5 eggs for 5 bucks, throw their eggs, then the next person lines up. You’re up for an hour, then another idiot swaps in. Basic protection like a face mask and cup. After watching the abhorrent nature that was Crack and Egg in your Kids’ Head Trend on fuckin’ TikTok…no thanks. That looks like it hurts. I can go to work on a Saturday, sit around for 8 hours doing fuck all, and make almost double that, so no. Plus, eggs hurt I’ll do it once a week if that works? So long as there’s no other conditions like not showering afterwards etc.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.