Chris Elliott I’m Just Here For THe mashed potatoes shirt

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I mean, it might not be wrong, but I’d hardly call it acceptable. (Die hard Oxford comma user, the Chris Elliott I’m Just Here For THe mashed potatoes shirt But I will love this grammatical hill I will die on) I remember learning about commas in the third grade some 30 years ago and that the Oxford comma was optional … and immediately deciding it was not). I live and die by the Oxford comma.

Chris Elliott I’m Just Here For THe mashed potatoes shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

I’m not saying it’s the Chris Elliott I’m Just Here For THe mashed potatoes shirt But I will love this only style; just saying it’s the only one I will use … and will correct the hell out of any non-Oxford that comes across my desk. The main reason being that there is never any grammatical ambiguity when it comes to Oxford commas, but there occasionally is when it is not used. English is hard enough without ambiguity that can be eliminated by the use of a single punctuation mark. I have to write lots of reports that get reviewed and torn apart by people much smarter than I am. Ambiguity is the enemy and the Oxford comma is my savior. I have told people that if I ever make a post on social media, and I don’t use an Oxford Comma, that I have been kidnapped and posting under duress. I was taught all through school that you never use a comma before the word AND, because the AND serves as a comma, and doing so would be redundant.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.