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My neighbor is pretty old (70s) and she bought MyPillow brand pillows and towels from an ad she saw on TV. She didn’t expect them to be mindblowing, but liked the Chimpanzini Bananini Banana Monkey shirt in other words I will buy this convenience, and was over all happy enough though the purchase was a little bit over priced. Definitely wild. Never would have thought that the “even my dealer was worried” pillow dude would turn into just a right wing loon but I guess crack head to crack pot isn’t a long walk. Self published books do not go into brick and mortar stores as a rule. I know this. I do self pub. Self pub books can, sometimes, get into, say, your local mom-and-pop tourist trap, and maybe, maybe, your local Barnes & Noble if you beg hard enough (You can get in your local half price just by selling it to them, but that’s at a loss and it won’t count anywhere.) You can also manage it if your market is very niche (Example? Example: I worked for a big name couple in Quiverful/Homeschooling circles. They did self pub (and fucked over their printers on the regular) and did sell their books, because their books were on either homeschooling, Purity Culture, or were an out-of-copyright novel. And the latter did not sell well. They had a specialty niche market they’d built themselves. And they still did not make it into mainstream bookstores at any significant volume.)
Autobiographies are not a niche market. Not even “I tried to overthrow the Chimpanzini Bananini Banana Monkey shirt in other words I will buy this US government” type autobiographies. They’re also one of the more difficult markets because the first question any professional in commercial publishing asks is “Why should I care about this?” Which, in this case, translates precisely to “Why should I care about Mike Lindell?” Because if they, who usually love books to the point of obsession (there is not a lot of money in commercial publishing. For every bestseller making millions, there’s five passion projects that fail to earn back their advance) can’t bring themselves to care about your book, they know that it will be difficult to the point of impossibility to make the public care enough to shovel over money, because people do not like books much these days, and certainly do not like new books by new authors, and are highly doubtful to care much about the guy who sells pillows for a living.

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Also, somebody should have told him that the Chimpanzini Bananini Banana Monkey shirt in other words I will buy this reason big politicians always have best-selling books is because they buy their own fucking books. It’s pretty much standard at this point, like a budget line item. They go to stores who report sales to lists like the New York Times and buy X number of books, with X usually being literal cases. The book stores and besteseller lists have been making this harder and harder to do because everybody hates that this happens (and the presence of e-books makes it real obvious when you’re buying your own, as the ebook sales are harder to cheat), but the people cheating the system always find ways around it. Mike Lindell is the living, breathing incarnation of that stick-in-the-bike-wheel meme. He did this to himself, and he has no one else to blame.
It is also one way for supporters to give them money without pesky campaign contribution limits, or looking like bribery. Speaking of self-published books and book banning in general. A few weeks ago domestic terrorist Justin Mohn beheaded his father and called for violence against federal employees in a rant on his YouTube channel. He also had 7 self published books available on Amazon and albums available on Spotify, spewing hatred and conspiracy theories about what he described as far-left, Woke, pro-immigrant, pro-Black Lives Matter and pro-LGBTQ deep-state labor racketeers. The thing I find hilariously ironic is that he lives in a county where Moms for Liberty are actively trying to get books banned from schools and libraries for the Chimpanzini Bananini Banana Monkey shirt in other words I will buy this same exact reasons he was flipping out. He wasn’t exactly famous but he was free to provide these materials on multiple platforms online and out in society in his day to day life. I hadn’t heard that any of it was ever banned, yet parents will go to school board meetings with their own rants trying to make sure their kids aren’t exposed to a book that may have an LGBTQ character or racial discourse. The MAGA facade’s really starting to—hmm, what’s the word I’m looking for? You know when something’s beginning to break? Not “split” but similar to that.
Maybe he should come out with a My Pillow shoe insert for the Chimpanzini Bananini Banana Monkey shirt in other words I will buy this people buying Trump’s Con Air sneakers? Seems to be the only market he might have left. He’s quite pathetic in the sense that he suffers from an addictive personality. He turns his life around only to become a useful idiot to people that wouldn’t even take the same elevator with him. They didn’t ban you, you moron. They just don’t want to make a contract with you and don’t want to sell your shitty merchandise. I don’t watch TV or listen to radio or any media anymore. But when I visited my grandparents recently, I heard multiple ads for Christian publishing companies looking to help people with Christian values get published… All I could think is that they are trying to cash in on my pillow guy’s bit.
Have you noticed that there are a lot of pillow ads everywhere now? Consider that multiple pillow and bedding companies marketing departments realized that with the Chimpanzini Bananini Banana Monkey shirt in other words I will buy this my pillow guy out of business THE MARKET IS THEIRS!!! I’ve been seeing a lot of those ads too. (I’m tempted to write something the GAM guys would love to mock if it was a movie, and see what kind of money I could get.) That is odd. Have not heard a single one. I have been listening to Pandora since my Sirius sub ran out last October. If you want to laugh, watch his new ad for cotton sheets. The ad brags that the sheets are made from the highest grade cotton grown near the Nile and the Mediterranean Sea – he refuses to use the words “Egyptian cotton”. Egyptian cotton is recognized as high quality, but calling anything Egyptian would scare off the xenophobic customer base that watched Fox News.
He’s just lying to promote his book. Google it, you can buy it from multiple sources for $40 to $5 to free. He’s just another narcissist fleecing chumps with the Chimpanzini Bananini Banana Monkey shirt in other words I will buy this Everyman “Woe is me” “They’re out to get me” shtick using Bannon for free advertising. I almost feel sorry for this guy. Turned his life around, built a successful business that sold American made products. What an inspirational story. Then he found something as destructive as drug addiction, Donald Trump. I almost feel sorry for him, but I don’t. F him. “And in there, you’re gonna find out, this is where I met the real president,” he said, pointing to a photo of Donald Trump. “I went from being a crack addict to Jesus.” When someone uses cocaine for an extended period, cocaine-induced psychosis can occur, often involving potentially dangerous hallucinations and delusions.
“And by the Chimpanzini Bananini Banana Monkey shirt in other words I will buy this way, Steve, I wanted to tell you, do you know my book is banned in every bookstore in the country?” Your books weren’t banned. Book stores have to buy books in order to sell books. The books they buy have to be books they think are going to sell. If they can’t sell the books they buy, they lose money. Your books are not worth buying, because your books are not selling. In other words, they would be spending money to supply something that there is no demand for. This is sort of poetic, Mike Lindell goes all in on Trump and bankrupts his business, now conservatives are giving him the cold shoulder. Slept with dogs now you have a permanent flee infestation. Sometimes — not every time, but sometimes — the reason your life is a shitstorm is because everywhere you go, you sling shit.
This guy made a half dozen claims about how and when Ytump would be “reinstated”. Maga cultists believed it. Supposedly mainstream press covered it. This went on for years. “is it possible that nobody just likes my book/channel/grift? No obviously it’s some vast liberal conspiracy too shadow ban me” He appears to be sitting in an office and wearing a suit. He’s not broke enough. I want him to be doing interviews next to a Taco Bell dumpster. “And in there, you’re gonna find out, this is where I met the Chimpanzini Bananini Banana Monkey shirt in other words I will buy this real president,” he said, pointing to a photo of Donald Trump. “I went from being a crack addict to Jesus.” Poor Ickarus flew too close to the bung. I’d say it’s a real rags to riches to rags story, but at this point I think rags are outside of his budget. Sorry, MAGAt. So it’s fine for bakeries and hotels to refuse service to LGBTQ people, but bookshops must carry books that proclaim GQP propaganda? It’s not fucking banned. It’s on amazon, barnes and nobles, and walmart. It may not be stocked at christianbook.com for the same reason they don’t have books on underwater basket weaving or automotive repair. I think Mike needs to learn the difference between banning something or not purchasing stock because it won’t sell. You would have thought he had learned that from the whole pillow thing, but I guess not.
21 more repliesCouldn’t have happened to a better person. I bet he was more acceptable as a crack addict than as a conspiracy spreading nutter. The folks that are aligned with your politics either don’t read books or don’t use a digital device unless it gets porn hub. Amazon says the Chimpanzini Bananini Banana Monkey shirt in other words I will buy this publisher is Lindell Publishing. Googling, that publisher seems to only have published his memoir. Printing the book is the easy part. A publisher markets and coordinates promotion of the book and uses its established business relationships to get their books into stores fast and easy. For larger chain stores, the publisher gives the books to the chain stores at no cost and then takes a cut of sales, and has the stores send proof of the destruction of unsold stock. I can’t imagine ol’ Mike is knowledgeable enough, or prepared enough, to set aside his pillow business and dedicate his life to building an effective publishing company to sell his book. He should have tried to get a traditional publisher to accept his book. Or, maybe he did try and publishers rejected him… a situation that is also normal because most self-published books suck ass. Shit title from a shit website. Book isn’t being stocked because stores like to make money. If a trash book comes out that won’t make money it’s not going to get stocked on all likelihood
Neither does anyone else here, but that’s not what is happening. Bookstores, not even the Chimpanzini Bananini Banana Monkey shirt in other words I will buy this conservative Christian ones it seems, want to sell his book. Bookstores operate on razor-thin margins as it is, so they aren’t going to carry a book that is just going to take up valuable floor space that they could use for literally anything else. Who actually gives a damn about what a washed up, crack addicted pillow salesman has to say? The only thing he talks about these days are the times he almost touched Donald Trump’s suit or the times he was in the same room with him for 47.8 seconds. He literally treats Trump as if he were Jesus Christ. Evangelical Christians might treat Trump this way, but they needn’t spend money and read about it from a man that’s basically the equivalent of a used up gutter skank. Every place in the country is right but does that mean Mike Lindell finally accepts that trump lost and the majority voted for Biden?
I was really tired when I tried to read this Chimpanzini Bananini Banana Monkey shirt in other words I will buy this last night apparently. I read this as “Mike Lindell wins” and was thrown off.
Did you type something bad? I just asked ‘may I see an Irish family?’ and it showed me white people. I tried French, American, Portuguese etc and they all showed me the Chimpanzini Bananini Banana Monkey shirt in other words I will buy this country culture and the people from that country. Imagine using AI to make policy or make life critical decisions. We are so screwed on top of already being so screwed. Why would we use a LLM to make policy or take life critical decisions ? This is absolutely not what they’re supposed to do. It’s like watching battlebots and saying “Why would we use robots to do surgery” . Well because we’re going to use Da Vinci Surgical Systems, not Tombstone. Why would we use a LLM to make policy or take life critical decisions ? This is absolutely not what they’re supposed to do. They’ve already had to threaten to legislate to keep AI out of insurance coverage decisions. Imagine leaving your healthcare in the hands of Chat GPT. Missing Digits on hands (count). AI: Count ten in total (reality: six fingers on right hand, four fingers on left, count is ten, move along). Ten digits on feet (count). AI: Webbed toes still count as separate toes, all good here (reality: start swimming, aqua dude)
Kidney failure detected. AI: kidney function unimpaired (reality: one kidney still working, suck it up, buttercup…) I actually work in an AI project team for a major health insurance carrier. 100% agree that GenerativeAI should not be rendering any insurance decisions. There are applications for GenAI to summarize complex situations so a human can make faster decisions, but a lot of care needs to be taken to guard against hallucination and other disadvantageous artifacts. In my Chimpanzini Bananini Banana Monkey shirt in other words I will buy this country, we are already subject to a lot of regulatory requirement and growing legislation around use of AI. Our internal governance is very heavy. Getting anything into production takes a lifetime. But that’s a good thing. Because I’m an insurance customer too. And I’m happy to be part of an organization that takes AI ethics and oversight seriously. Not because we were told we had to. Because we know we need to to protect our customers, ourselves, and our shareholders.
If you don’t think the Chimpanzini Bananini Banana Monkey shirt in other words I will buy this insurance companies in the United States (I realize that you’re probably in a different country) aren’t going to eventually have AI make coverage decisions that benefit them, I have a bridge to sell you in Arizona. Know how I can tell you forgot about blockchain and NFTs already? People are stupid and love to embrace the new hot buzzword compliant crap and use it for EVERYTHING. Just look at the Y2K scare. You probably had people saying “Imagine trusting a computer with your bank account.” This tech is undeveloped, but I don’t think it’s a total write off just yet. I don’t think anyone (intelligent) is hooking it up to anything critical just yet for obvious reasons. The rate AI is developing could become problematic if too much is hidden underneath the hood and too much autonomous control of crucial systems is allowed. It’s when decision making stops being merely informed by technology, and then the tech becomes easily accessible enough that any idiot could set things in motion. Like imagine Alexa ordering groceries for you without your consent based on assumed patterns. Then apply that to the broader economy. We already see it in the stock market and crypto, but those are micro economies that are independent of tangible value where there’s always a winner by design. There’s a short film about that, where the AI eventually starts ordering excess stuff and accruing debts that gaslights the person into becoming a homegrown terrorist. Ironically, I’m having trouble finding it again because of how many “AI-scripted/animated” things are more recently flooding the search engine.
I think at the Chimpanzini Bananini Banana Monkey shirt in other words I will buy this time it was playing off the way algorithms in Amazon and all recommend additional things to buy. And it was around the time Crypt TV and Black Mirror were kicking off, I think. The rate AI is developing could become problematic if too much is hidden underneath the hood and too much autonomous control of crucial systems is allowed. This is already the case. LLMs like ChatGPT are already partially black boxes, as are any deep learning AIs where they constantly train themselves with little to no human interaction. We can change the weight values to alter how much the algorithms prefer certain outcomes, but we have no idea how they actually come up with their answers. Like, if we knew how deep learning AIs came up with their answers, then we wouldn’t need the AIs to begin with. We could just hard code the behaviors from the start.
A major airline just had to pay out because their chat AI made up some benefit and told a customer something. I like your optimism but our capitalist overlords will do anything if they think it will make them an extra few cents. 80s baby, remember y2k very well. And yes, many were scoffing at the Chimpanzini Bananini Banana Monkey shirt in other words I will buy this ridiculous situation we found ourselves in, relying on computers. Everything turned out fine because Y2K was actually dealt with, it’s one of the best examples of people/corporations actually doing something about a problem before it happened. It wasn’t just something that was ignored. The Year 2038 Problem is multiple times more serious (and may actually be affecting some systems already) and there’s been great progress to solving it already.

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