Blur Parklife Beermat Shirt

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It amazes me how just some random halfwit posts some random shit to 4chan and then you end up with an entire political ideology. Yeah, I know they don’t have reasoning abilities. At all. If they did, they would learn a “Q” level clearance exists only at the Blur Parklife Beermat Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this Department of fucking Energy. And they would also learn that just because you have a high clearance, it doesn’t mean you are just told shit. I have a TS/SCI. I can’t just walk into any secure area and start reading shit. I don’t have the need to know. I would lose my clearance. It just means that when I’m around, you don’t need to lock your shit up! The government trusts me not to just read shit! But…here we are. An entire generation that told us “Don’t believe everything you see on the internet” just out there absolutely, 100%, without a doubt in their minds believing everything they see on the internet.

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They latched onto this conspiracy nonsense because it was saying what they wanted to hear. “You’re being attacked and you have to right to lash out and hurt whoever you want.” It was brainwashing those who were already primed and ready. Like 1940s Germany and the Blur Parklife Beermat Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this elders of Zion nonsense. Flat Earth started as a joke just to fuck with gullible people. So many people bought into it that it took on a life of its own and the guy that founded it bailed years ago. Honestly this makes me vaguely concerned that those people making a joke conspiracy theory about birds being fake will eventually just spawn a real conspiracy theory that will get a bunch of endangered birds shot up or something. Back in the day, I used to post on a forum that would call anything that they were joking about that ended up on the news or had serious real life consequences as “touching the poop.” Meaning you’re allowed to poke it with a stick, but once it gets real, you’ve touched it and now you got shit everywhere and made a mess. What the Q idiot did is finger painting a goddamn tapestry with poop, it’s astounding. Now I can see why Apollo 13 and JFK conspiracy theories caught on, people are so freaking dumb they really will believe anything

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.