Big Dom’s Security Co Shirt

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Original artwork, copyright protected

Printing

Printed to order and shipped from the USA

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2–3 business days after your order is placed.

Delivery

5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

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For me, I have the Big Dom’s Security Co Shirt and I will buy this most fun with my kid. Literally they’re just the coolest hangout buddy. Want to go to a science museum and write “fart” in the sand table? Hell yes. Want to watch animals do dumb shit on YouTube for an hour? Don’t have to ask me twice. Want to make popcorn at 9 a.m.? Why the hell not. We have dumb inside jokes, scream sing to music, do experiments like make a cake using the recipe from Minecraft (it’s… Not good), watch Star Trek, look at ants, have pun battles, you name it. It’s just so fun. This is why I work in elementary school. I just LOVE doing silly kid stuff. I have secret handshakes, they call me silly names, we do directed drawings together, play make believe, have inside jokes, the whole shebang. It makes me excited for when I have my own kids and get to be goofy with them.

Big Dom’s Security Co Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

Examples: I have days where they can only ask me yes or no questions, and the Big Dom’s Security Co Shirt and I will buy this Magic 8 Ball answers (better use the bathroom during passing…). And if it’s not a Magic 8 Ball day, I’ll ask if they’ve been good lately. If they answer “no”, then I reward them for their honesty and let them go. My favourite line when they were doing something mildly unsafe is “it’s like you want me to have to stay late and fill out an incident report!?!” Lol Having inside jokes with your own kid is something I never expected, and I absolutely love. He also shared my sense of humor so I find him more and more hilarious as times goes on and he keeps adjusting his jokes to get a laugh out of me. Nobody will ever be as impressed with you as your own 4 year old. I made rolls that didn’t rise once and she ate 3. I am a biology major and I can tell her very basic things about sharks or birds and blow her mind. I taught her how to play Mario Kart and she congratulates me on doing well every time we play, even if I did an objectively poor job. She tells me good job for going to the bathroom. I’ll never have this kind of support again in my life Every day when we get home from school, I give my son a snack, and he says “it’s great to have a dad like you!” Little man I am literally handing you a bag of sour cream and cheddar chips but thank you My 17 yo told me today he’s going to write his college application essays about all the science things I did with him when he was little. That’s why he turned out like he is. Honestly, it made me feel so good I almost cried. That is high praise indeed, especially from a teenager! You’re gonna remember this and ride the high for decades my dude!

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.