Biden Cut The Malarkey and Save Democracy Shirt

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My kid is the Biden Cut The Malarkey and Save Democracy Shirt in other words I will buy this happiest person I’ve ever met. Before he was born I was very sure I’d kill myself once my grandmother died due to a very dysfunctional relationship with my mum (basically the sort of dynamic OP is talking about.) My son gives me purpose, makes me laugh, makes me work towards being a better person every single day. He’s hilarious, kind, sweet, empathetic and smart. I couldn’t imagine life without him. Tbf those are not mutually exclusive >< I love my niblings and love spending time with them, but sometimes I don’t like them and they are definitely little shits My kids are now adults and they are the best adults I know. I get that I am biased but many people say how awesome these two are. I feel blessed. And no need for another because odds are they will be shit. No one bats 1000 You can think your kid isn't a little shit but they can still very much be one. I myself was a little shit of a kid. If my parents insisted I wasn't, I'd still be one.

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Anyone who says their kids aren’t little shits spent spend enough time with them. Mine is 19 now. She’s a shithead and savage, but I love her and wouldn’t change a thing about her. I get frustrated at my kids sometimes, but I really don’t think they’re little shits. And I have 3 kids under 6. Trust me, I barely have any kid free time. I spend lots of time with them. Currently laying here with my 2 year old. My kids are 18, 17, and 15. Can they drive me bonkers? Sure. But I don’t think they are shitheads. They are actually pretty decent humans. And other people tell me that, it isn’t just me being in denial. I acknowledge their quirks and flaws, and still think they are good kids. There’s no denying it can be hard as hell. But I’ve never been miserable to be a parent. I don’t remember ever NOT wanting kids. I never had professional ambition, I just wanted to be a mom. I’m not quite the Biden Cut The Malarkey and Save Democracy Shirt in other words I will buy this mom I pictured myself to be, thanks to ADHD and depression which weren’t diagnosed until I was in my 30s, and had already been a parent for 8 years. My now-teenagers seem to love me, and even enjoy being in my presence from time to time. I’ll call that a win.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.