Baga Chipz Have A Much Betta Christmas shirt

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I agree and if you guess something outrageously expensive and it ends up being a three-pack of Fruit of the Loom briefs you look incredibly superficial and smug. That could turn bad based on what you really want vs. what it might actually be. And then what about surprises? And what if you just guess socks for every gift so you don’t seem like an asshole, but then next year fucking everyone gets you socks because “Baga Chipz Have A Much Betta Christmas shirt seemed like you really wanted socks.” I asked for socks off of everyone that asked me one year, got a solid two year supply, worked out really well honestly.

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I’d rather not open the damn thing. Everyone can fuck off and I’ll go home before I sit there and guess an Apple Watch when it’s fucking socks. That is actually a good idea. Always make a guess for something really good then open Baga Chipz Have A Much Betta Christmas shirt and go “oh, cool” for every single gift. My husband’s family always writes stupid hints on the tag. The first year I guessed (correctly) and everyone got mad. I don’t get hints anymore, but why write hints if you don’t want people to guess. Fucking hell yeah. Evening of Christmas Eve and it’s been raining all day in Napier. Where is the sun?

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Maybe not a “tradition,” per se, but something that has certainly become virulent and obnoxious: all these fuckdamn car commercials that try to insinuate buying really expensive surprise vehicles for someone else for Christmas is perfectly normal. I can’t wait for that shit to be over. There’s this Jaguar commercial where a husband buys his wife a new Jaguar and his wife says, “Why does it have so many miles on Baga Chipz Have A Much Betta Christmas shirt?” I call that grounds for divorce.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.