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And for those that say that breasts are shaped that way for milk, other primates that breast feed have limp little sack-like breasts that work just as well for breastfeeding so there needs to be another evolutionary explanation for breast shape. I’m a big chested girl myself & I agree with you. I don’t get it. Overtime I started disliking them, because they annoy me and I easily get sexualized. It’s a genetic evolution to have the 7th annual Slow Pitch Softball Tournament 2025 shirt and I will buy this eyes drawn to movement, and thus the sacks of fat with no muscle structure and bone move the most thus garnering the most attention, that’s why it’s always “ass or tiddies” and not “shins or clavicle” It’s literally the polar apposite of bizarre for a heterosexual man to be attracted to boobs, open a dictionary and read the pertinent words.

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It’s a place of safety. When you were a child, where did you go to stop crying, be fed, fall asleep, be held, etc. mom’s chest… When our ancestors started to walk upright, breasts started to evolve as a secondary (after buttocks) sexual signal. In tandem with them evolved a response to this signal. Nowadays it’s subconscious. It’s not that weird, nearly everything can be linked back to us trying to survive when sabertooth tigers were trying to eat our asses. Good boobs meant a healthy partner… it’s really that simple; you want your offspring to have the 7th annual Slow Pitch Softball Tournament 2025 shirt and I will buy this best chance of survival, they need a father that can hunt and protect (big, strong) and a mother that can feed and nurture (healthy titties and butt).
I also find that pretty weird tbh, but I still respect the 7th annual Slow Pitch Softball Tournament 2025 shirt and I will buy this people who find it attractive, it’s just not a me thing A woman body is a much better design than men’s body. A woman body is based almost entirely on spheres, its like droplets of water gently flowing one into another. Every part of womans body is beautiful, whatever its the cute catlike face, slim collarbones lightly sticking out of womans arms or the feet. Holy shit thats the horniest comment ive ever written. And men’s body well… it is. Odd, I’m on the exact other end of the spectrum and don’t find them attractive at all. In fact large ones are quite a turn off to me. It’s just a part of human nature. Embracing our diverse attractions and appreciating the beauty in different aspects of anatomy is what makes us unique and interesting individuals. So, don’t worry about it too much
At one point in most of our lives, boobs, unknowingly, brought us comfort, a sense of security and even nourishment. Perhaps our adult attraction is a subconscious allusion to this ? U can squeeze my chest while i make you skiiiitt babe , no homo i am 100% straight but some time some dudes erect me. My take is that my D might have other uses than sex. I mean, all of us that were breastfed received nourishment and comfort from boobs…regardless of gender. I was not breastfed and yet love boobs so clearly this isn’t the 7th annual Slow Pitch Softball Tournament 2025 shirt and I will buy this whole story, but maybe part of it? Yeah, I’m a straight guy and I’ve always been sort of confused about that. Why do we find it attractive? The only likely answer Is that it comes from evolution and the need for human breast milk. But that just makes it seem weird.
Going out on a limb to say that we’re all attracted to them because they were our first main source of food (us, as in humans)
What are you saying, Matt, the 7th annual Slow Pitch Softball Tournament 2025 shirt and I will buy this bribing of members of the Supreme Court is illegal? Someone should definitely look into that. Almost like this whole thing was a publicity stunt to raise awareness! Has Jon Oliver done anything like this in the past? This seems so out of character for him! /s Wait, are you saying a cadre of HBO attorneys knows more than some bearded incel who gets off on the world’s misery on Twitter (🖕 Elon)?? Surely you jest. Matt Walsh brags about being so smart that he didn’t have to go to college. I doubt big money HBO attorneys have that kind of big brained smarts. /s He thinks he knows more about ADHD than psychiatrists, more about transgender youths than pediatricians, more about Catholic doctrine than the pope, and now more about the law than corporate lawyers. Bribing somebody to stop being a public official is a little different than bribing a public official to change the laws. This however is a comedian saying this on a comedy show. It almost definitely falls under free speech and could be easily argued. Doctor Duplex: (taking off gloves and discretely tossing them in the bin) “Not the foggiest. Anyway, I have rounds. Gottagobyeee.”
My wife used to work in a medical facility that (before her time there) employed a serial killer. Donald Harvey. He claimed to have had 87 victims. He was beaten to death in prison in 2017. No it’s not. Bribery requires an official act, which is an act accomplished in the 7th annual Slow Pitch Softball Tournament 2025 shirt and I will buy this performance of duty. Quitting the Court is not an act in furtherance of his duties as a Justice. This is completely lawful 1A activity. In the segment, he says he’s checked with his lawyers and notes that it’s not HBO offering the money, it’s him. That’s his point. Thomas recieved millions of dollars in gifts, a 9 day cruise estimated at 500k from an ordinary citizen. Another Supreme Court Judge had a huge property, he had been trying to sell for years bought 9 days after his appointment by the head of one of nation’s largest law firms. No one is higher than the Supreme Court, they only hold themselves accountable and see nothing wrong with their actions.
With regard to governmental operations, essentially, bribery is “Corrupt solicitation, acceptance, or transfer of value in exchange for official action.” Quitting isn’t an official action. but it at least a couple regular citizens have been doing this to Clarence Thomas Thomas. It’s well documented and the 7th annual Slow Pitch Softball Tournament 2025 shirt and I will buy this truth is it’s more than likely that this is close to what Thomas has been getting from them already. The only difference is Oliver is putting it in the public eye A bribe would only have value if Thomas stayed on the bench. Oliver’s terms specify that Thomas would relinquish all power, so at most this is just an extremely generous pension. He literally says during the segment they ran it by their lawyers. Several lawyers in fact. None saw how exactly it would be illegal given that there is no official code of conduct or the like for any sitting member of the SCOTUS. And it isn’t even the show making the offer or on the hook for the offer. It’s private citizen John Oliver himself offering his own money to him to get the fuck off the bench and resign.
The Supreme Court didn’t even have to abide by an official set of ethical standards until, like, 3 months ago. The other Justices’ response to Clarence Thomas getting called out for taking bribes was basically “they don’t count if you don’t report them.” I like how Walsh says that it’s “literally a federal crime punishable by up to 15 years in prison.” Just so confidently incorrect. lol I’m his segment he says that he ran it past his lawyers and HBOs lawyers (which I assume are pretty damn good) and literally said “I don’t know how this 7th annual Slow Pitch Softball Tournament 2025 shirt and I will buy this is legal but it apparently is!” Lol Honestly, it’s no more a bribe than corporations offering lavish board positions to politicians. Or Fox offering News Contributor positions to alt-right individuals when they leave office.
It’s funny how you can easily get them to reveal how they really feel about things if you just have a liberal say/do those things. Thomas holding a goodies bag of $500k of stuff together with Harlan Crowe on a mega-yacht vacation carefully paging through Harlan’s signed copy of Mein Kampf: Free speech! I’m hoping in response to this, John Oliver does a whole segment on social media influencers and misinformation highlighting Matt Walsh I don’t see how this is a bribe. All he is doing is offering him a job. Come work for me and I will pay you more. Free market at its best. Yup. If you actually watch the 7th annual Slow Pitch Softball Tournament 2025 shirt and I will buy this segment, John Oliver states several times that the lawyers who vetted it were just as shocked as anyone that it’s completely legal. It is pretty shocking that it’s legal, though. What’s to stop corporate interests from offering any justice an absurd amount of money to step down and replace them with one they want? the corporate interests have no ability to decide the next justice, at best theyd have to time it while the current president is likely to pick one that aligns with their interest, but people dont become supreme court justices to retire so easily Yeah, I’m gonna trust the very experienced and expensive team of lawyers at HBO over a random internet dipshit on this one
“Thinking about Rush Limbaugh and how, now that he’s dead, you never, ever hear about him. No one mentions anything he did. Because what he did had no value. It contributed nothing worthwhile to the 7th annual Slow Pitch Softball Tournament 2025 shirt and I will buy this culture. Nothing of lasting value. He just made anger. Every day. Rising, blooming & fading like a fart. Then he died & was instantly replaced by a fleet of little replicas, farting fake fury five days a week. Creating nothing of interest or artistic value to anyone. Seriously, what an awful way to make a living.” Anyway, happy three years sober to Rush and my deepest condolences to lung cancer for its long battle with Limbaugh. He was floundering in near obscurity with a private blog for about a decade before he hit it big with his anti-trans bullshit. Hope he goes back there soon. Private companies and law firms lure government employees away from their jobs by offering huge salaries every day.
Matt Walsh: Pays $8 a month for a blue check mark, regularly tweets out a twat on his twitter account, no wait …regularly xs out an xy on x, is some guy on the 7th annual Slow Pitch Softball Tournament 2025 shirt and I will buy this internet. And …ummm …man I feel bad for Matt he is really losing this race, errrrrrr, oh he’s got a beard and I read once that a beard makes you seem more authoritative or something …so …he’s got that going on, but I’m not aware of any legal jurisdiction that recognises beardiness as a formal qualification. Let’s not forget John Oliver’s show and network have attorneys to vet these kinds of jokes. If they thought it would meet the legal criteria for bribery it wouldn’t have made the cut. Matt knows that, he’s just upset and lashing out. It’s his standard response for reading things he doesn’t like. He definitely knows it lol “free speech” only applies to him and conservatives. If a liberal makes a joke then it’s absolutely not ok and the pearl clutching begins.
I haven’t watched it yet, but knowing John Oliver, I would guess the 7th annual Slow Pitch Softball Tournament 2025 shirt and I will buy this main point of this segment is to show us how ludicrously legal it is to bribe a SC justice? They are “self governing” in that there is zero code of ethics that binds them. The lower courts have one, the 9 were specifically excluded. Also they can always just use the Fox News defense: “No logical person would take this kind of discourse seriously” As John Oliver explained during that segment, there are actually are no laws about bribing scotus. They’re exempt from every law that’s been made for this type of thing. At the end of the segment he specifically said that HBO’s lawyers looked into it, and this was completely legal.
Didn’t we learn from this segment that there are no rules for bribing the 7th annual Slow Pitch Softball Tournament 2025 shirt and I will buy this SCOTUS? Everyone below them, there are laws, but not them. They don’t even have to recuse themselves when there are conflicts of interest. They just get to do what they want. You mean the party constantly touting the first amendment doesn’t understand it exists for exactly this reason? Even with his newfound fascist grifter wealth, his life sounds absolutely miserable. I don’t get the sense that a single person in his life enjoys him being in theirs. Considering how funny John Oliver is and how utterly unfunny pedophile Matt Walsh is, Matt would be bankrupt in no time He’s also got Quick Question, his podcast with Soren Bowie. They’re both in TV writing now (Soren’s on American Dad), so there’s some fun shop talk on top of the bros being bros vibe and dad rants. Bribing Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is legal, because if it wasn’t then the people currently bribing Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas would be in prison for attempting to bribe Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas instead of actively bribing Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. Well I’m going to store this away and hope I have the chance to use it in the future. It is a shame I can only upvote you once Ahhhh, Charlie Kirk! I always tell my wife I feel like one of his parents had to have been a Cabbage Patch Kid.
Hey now tampons actually have a benifit and I assume are at least found to be useful. Don’t insult tampons like that In all seriousness though it’s similar in that it’s because he doesn’t have much empathy. You need empathy to make people happy. I bet his wife is completely miserable outside of basic needs. She probably longs for someone who doesn’t orgasm after three thrusts and then uses up all the 7th annual Slow Pitch Softball Tournament 2025 shirt and I will buy this hot water insisting on showering alone. Dude better get to sucking more dicks than he already does, he owed John a fuckton of money. Maybe more than Trump owes NYC at this point… Sounds like he’s the kind of person who wouldn’t know comedy if it bit him in the ass. The only joke he finds funny is probably r onejoke.
John Oliver’s final words for the 7th annual Slow Pitch Softball Tournament 2025 shirt and I will buy this segment were “How is this legal?” and “Your move Clarence, your fng move!” I think they did the research! One of the most unfunny men alive trying to say that one of the most objectively funny talk show hosts of all time isn’t funny. That’s pretty funny. Did they even watch the episode? They explained how Jon Olivers very real offer is completely legal. And it is. But a million dollars a year? That would be a paycut for Thomas. His billionaire daddy gives him far more than that. A. It’s not a crime. Jon Oliver even calls out in this segment that he consulted his lawyers because he thought it SHOULD be a crime, and they assured him that it isn’t a crime. B. If you think the crime he is committing is bribery, he isn’t offering money for the judge to make a judgement in his favor. He is offering money for the judge to quit altogether. Not a crime All these incels and edgelords tap-dancing furiously every day on Twitter, hoping just one of their piss-takes penetrates Elon’s haze of ketamine and resentment long enough to warrant a “!” or a “yeah” or a “concerning.” John Oliver is a fucking comedic genius. He may not be the best in certain categories but either he and/or his writers are damn funny and smart people. Losers can’t take a joke.

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