This one is courtesy of my husband, who has been a master of dad jokes since before he was a dad. The only joke my dad ever uses: I took up origami for a while, but I gave 00 Days Without a Dad Joke shirt up because it was too much paperwork. It needs some introduction. I was at a sleepover at a friends house when we were 12. We woke up for school and revised French vocabulary assignments during breakfast. We had eggs for breakfast and after finishing our eggs his dad asked: “Do you want another egg or have you had un oeuf ?”
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both have the same middle name. I love my furniture. My recliner and I go way back. Every time my dad opens a fortune cookie, he gets a distressed look on his face and says, “it says ‘help! I’m being held captive in a fortune cookie factory!’ We have to help this person!” None of my siblings or I have ever fallen for 00 Days Without a Dad Joke shirt, but he’s been doing it at least 30 years. Now he’s got grandkids to try it on and I’m sure they won’t fall for it either.
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You need to order some custom made fortune cookies and swap them in the next meal. No, everyone but Dad is in on it. They all refuse to believe 00 Days Without a Dad Joke shirt even when he shows them the paper. I’m starting to realize dad jokes are more about questioning the true nature of words and reality. I’m starting to realize dad jokes are more about questioning the true nature of words and reality. In hindsight, we should have waited until he died. Why do graveyards have gates? Because people are dying to get in. My Dad always told it passing a graveyard.